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you step out of the car put your toe down first. put your weight on the heel with the toe pointed up, otherwise you'll break it. Got that?"

"Yeah. Never point my toe up at my heel, other- wise I'll break my ankle," I twisted it.

She laughed. "Oh, you men! Even when you look like a woman you still don't know how to think like one.

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"That dosen't mean I don't feel like one, I added to prove I could still argue in favor of my sex, or some- thing.

"You ought to feel like one by now. Goodness, all that talcum of mine you used after the shave and bubble bath! Don't you realize how expensive it is?" she said.

"You told me to use it.

"I told you to freshen up with it, not hide yourself in it. Now blow on your nails to dry them while I get into my costume. And don't spoil your makeup!"

When ny nails were dry and shining crimson, I got up and paraded around the room to practice walking on heels. The full length mirror reflected Liz Taylor from every angle to my unbelieving eyes! I got a glowing sensation all over. My wife came back looking like an old Italian organ grinder complete with mustache! We both laughed and took hands while we looked each other over. I began to wonder who was husband and who was wife.

"Darling," she said, "you're positively stunning! I'm burning with envy for you! I'll have to wear that cashmere skirt when you're through with it. Now hop into your wrap, dear, and I'll put on my topcoar."

"Cookie...

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I pleaded while I drew the fur over my shoulders. But at the contact of the soft fur against my neck I lost my voice.

"Yes, dear?" she said, looking at the dazed express- ion on me.

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